Famous Quotes by Jon David Vawdrey...

At our home my father is famous for the things he says and most of the time it rubs off on the rest of us. This is the intelligent conversation that we had tonight...

Dad: Ellie-poo you need to go to bed.
Me: You just called me poo!
Dad: Yeah, just like Winnie the Pooh.
Me: I hate Winnie the Pooh!
Dad: That's un-American!
Me: Duh, you probably don't even like Winnie the Pooh.
Dad: Yeah, cause he is retarded!

Most of my friends quote inspirational lines from books their dad's have probably written and this is all I get from my dad when we are in a disagreement...

"So there! Were square! You wear Levi underwear!"

Or when somebody asks him to do something he always says...

"Maybe I will... and maybe I won't." (with a mischievous smile)

But that is why I will sincerely love my Papa/Popsicle/Poppie Seed/Pops/Daddy and Father Forever!