Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Princess Agnes....

Once upon a time there ruled a princess and her name was Agnes. She was the most fair in all the land and upheld a divine role as monarch. She had one distinct feature everyone knew her by.... she was OBESE! 13 lbs. Yes, a very very large feline. She ruled over most of the Vawdrey household. Especially over the cat food. But who could deny her the food when her gleaming eyes pleaded for it? The sweetheart, always got her way. Although her Preciousness was perfect, there were two behind it all who clung to their jealousy. The villains known as Jack and Peter. They always tried to torture her with tricks and scheming operations, but she was always rescued by her favorite knight, Knight Ellie. One sunny day in July, Jack was out to harm her again.... He had planned to take his cat Tom and drop him on Agnes' back claws first whilst she lie taking her afternoon nap. As rumors spread Knight Ellie heard his scheming plan!!! She ran from the family room and jumped onto the banister. She flew to the bottom of the staircase in a split second just as Jack approached the sleeping princess. As he was hovering Tom over the top aiming for the perfect place, Ellie dove to her side just in time to rescue her from the evil Jack. Ellie quickly took her to the food bowl to calm her nerves. She had been saved once again. After her third helping of Friskies dried cat food she went to continue her afternoon nap. She slept peacefully knowing that Ellie would always be there to protect her.

2 comments:

Derek said...

ha ha Ellie, sounds like you're a regular knight in shining armor! Way to save the day! I've foiled some plots by my own siblings, as well as staged some of my own, it's always fun! :)

Ellie.Wellie said...

Wait!!! I put Agnes on the scale today and she is a whopping 15 pounds!!!! YAY! This is quite a victory!